Recruting Efforts Underway

Flirty Fishing

Flirty Fishing (FFing) is a new form of religious proselytizing now used by the Witchpower Libel & Crap Society and the Jehovah's Witlesses. Many has warned us about the danger of AIDS, but we put our trust in Jehovah rather than atheistic doctors and scientists. We simply follow Jesus command in  Matthew 4:19 where Jesus says "Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."

Flirty Fishing is a highly effective method to win converts and favors by the use of sexual attraction and intercourse . Especially spiritual female members of the Witchpower Society are now told to be "Jehovah's whores" and "hookers for Jehovah", and soon after we launched this method  of witnessing, sex is given to complete strangers in combination with a request for a voluntary donation, but the interested persons also get 7 Witchpower Magazines, and they are offered a free Bible-study by the sister.

For the Wichpower Society this new method of proselytizing has many advantages. Many spiritual sisters now find much joy in the witnessing work, and they place more magazines than ever before. Also the amount of Bible-studies are rising rapidly, as do the total amount of hours used. Many married sisters, married to elders, also find these new practices highly interesting. As sister Jacobs in New York said: -It's much more giving witnessing in the field these days. People in general are much more interested in listening to the good news about Jehovah and the Witchpower.

Besides these obvious advantages, the amount of voluntary donations has increased with 2000 percent, money that will be used to build new Witnessing Temples around the world. Today our hard working sisters has to use dirty motel rooms, back seats of cars, and so on - and the Witchpower Society will of course make the necessary  arrangements for the sisters to be able to increase their good work.

So far this year 27.000 "fishes" has been found in New York allone.