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Get Your Private Blessing Certificate
Every Jehovah's Witless in good standing
may contact their local congregation to buy private Blessing
Certificates. They will be signed by Jesus and Smokey, and
will be delivered within 14 days.
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Should We Treat Negros Like Human
Beings?
The Witchpower Libel & Crap Society and the
Jehovah's Witlesses has always been in front when it comes
to scientific research. Here you can find the results of Mr.
Glup's research on the subject. His findings are much the
same as Pastor Rubbel's, which proves we have Jehovah's
blessings.
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Jehovah's Witnesses Against Soliciting
We have to admit we are a bit worried. An organization with
nearly the same name as ours might give us a bad reputation. |
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Hookers for Jehovah -
A Huge Success
Flirty Fishing is a highly effective method to win converts and
favors by the use of sexual attraction and intercourse . Especially
spiritual female members of the Witchpower Society are now told to be "Jehovah's
whores" and "hookers for Jehovah". |
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Hospitals Turns To
Jehovah's Witlesses
Human rights activists and religious groups are in an uproar
over the latest tactic being used by some hospitals in an
attempt to weather the nation's latest shortage of blood.
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Go Swimming With
Jehovah!
Young women
interested in swimming with Jehovah can now have their dream
come true.
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